Celeste Madelaine

16 and a dancer :) Don't be afraid to ask me stuff! I don't bite :)

tacoposey:

after my procedure at the hospital today my doctor tried to explain all of the medications he’s putting me on and i was kind of out of it on pain meds and he goes, “and i’m going to be putting you on some serious steroids, do you have any problems with that?” 

and apparently i looked at my mom and whispered, “i’ll never play major league baseball” and started crying

Posted 5 hours ago With 139,238 notes

thorxndor:

I was sitting on my friends bed with her when she came out as gay

and I was looking through a Chinese food pamphlet

so I put it down, looked at her and said “I was going to suggest ordering food but I see now you’d prefer to eat out”

and I don’t think she’s ever really forgave me  

Posted 2 days ago With 38,115 notes

ofcrosseddaggers:

sing-thebodyelectric:

today a customer asked me for a “medium whatever” and then got frustrated with me when i asked him what he meant

this is it 

this is the post that 100% accurately describes working with the public

Posted 3 days ago With 88,577 notes

PLAYING HARD TO GET:

kylaarose:

passionatedancing:

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You want this

HAHA NOPE CANT TOUCH THIS

Posted 3 days ago With 921 notes